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Radtke cited by N.O.P.D. October 24, 2008

Posted by The Typist in Dancing Bear, New Orleans, NOLA, Toulouse Street.
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The infamous gray paint vandal Fred Radtke has been issued a criminal summons by the NOPD after a team from Radtke’s Clean Sweep defaced a commission mural on private property, New Orleans CitiBusiness reports online. The New Orleans Times-Picayune had earlier reported the police had declined to press charges in spite of the flagrant offense, telling the property owner that the Radtke team’s trespassing and criminal damage were “a civil matter”.

If he is charged under the state’s new anti-graffiti law, Radtke could face a minimum one-year in prison, based on the value of some of the art he has recently defaced. He was not charged, however, for defacing works by the stencil artist Banksy on private property, an act caught on videotape. (see the link)

Rather than retype the excellent work of Loki at Humid City, I suggest we jump over their immediately to follow this developing story. Over to you, Loki and the Humid City Team.

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Be Nice or Leave July 25, 2008

Posted by The Typist in Toulouse Street.
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I wasn’t going to write about anything except the beach this week, giving myself as much of a rest on all fronts as possible. This morning I could not resist dropping into Google Reader, where I found this news:

a sign Dr. Bob made, welcoming visitors to the Bywater. It sits on private property, owned by NOCCA, a bastion of the arts, next to X/O Gallery, another bastion of the arts. The sign itself was hand painted by local legend, Dr. Bob, who has his work displayed in the Smithsonian Museum, and on Oprah Winfrey’s wall, for crissake.

And there it is. A two by three foot sign, beautifully trimmed in bottle caps, as Bob’s pieces are…Except for the gray paint. Battleship ugly fucking gray paint, rolled sloppily over the face of the sign, leaving obvious roller patterns and see-through spatter. That Asshole From Hell, Fred Radtke, has been here.

Here is an example of Dr. Bob’s art. He was featured in the New Orleans Magazine as one of the 97 Quirky New Orleans Discoveries recently, and as Lord David points out he is a nationally recognized folk artist. He is not some tagger spraying his nickname all over a railroad car.

Be Nice or Leave: excellent advice for Fred Radtke.

Radtke, you are a fuckmook. We don’t want you here in our city, anymore than we want the Klan-nostalgic commenters on the NOLA.Com stories. Why don’t you just to spray paint crap out in Metairie, where all the kiddie-taggers from from anyway. Oh, they might shoot your ass?

I’m still waiting for Shelly Midura to send me the Official List list of police-sanctioned forms of armed vigilantism. I mean, if they condone this fuckmook walking around with a pistol in his belt I would like to know what other sort of armed vigilantism we might be able to avail ourselves of to help with other crime problems.

Fuckmook.

I personally look forward to picking up a pice of art donated from NoLaRising’s paint party Saturday at the FYYFF Ashley Morris benefit Saturday night. I’m going to nail it to the front of my house.

Update: Before and after pictures.
http://drunah.livejournal.com/1049540.html

You’re In Bad Hands with Allstate January 8, 2008

Posted by The Typist in cryptical envelopment, Dancing Bear, Debrisville, Hurricane Katrina, New Orelans, New Orleans, NOLA, Toulouse Street, We Are Not OK.
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Welcome to New Orleans, courtesy of the ongoing criminal enterprise that is sponsoring the Sugar Bowl and BCS champsionship game. Watch the lovely pre-game d cememonies, the sanctimonious adds on the diamondtron I endured at last year’s Sugar Bowl. Try to tell yourself, America, that if you’ve been gullible enough to fork over tens of thousands of dollars to Allstate that they won’t cheat you out of any settlement should you dare to file a claim. Good luck with that. Just ask Michael Homan. Here on the Hurricane Coast, we know better.

They have systematically tried to cheat their way out of paying out fair claims to Gulf Coast victims, and made record profits in the year of Katrina. They stand accused of systematically falsified engineering reports to cheat their customers and bilking the Federal government out (that’s you, Mr. and Mrs. You-Think-You’re-In-Good-Hands) out of millions. They have made their business model denial of claims. You pay them; they don’t pay you. They are not businessmen. They are racketeers. They are criminal scum. If you work for Allstate, you are scum. You are no less a predator than the drug dealers in central city.

Next year I propose we dispense with the niceties, and simply have the Medellin Drug Cartel Sugar Bowl.

Better yet, let’s make sure that next year, their is no more Allstate. As I proposed last May:

…consider this: Allstate proudly lists $157 Billion in assets. They’ve already lost one $2.8 million judgement based on one of their fradulent “engineering” reports. We could build a lot of levees and houses with $157 Billion. All we need is an attorney general with some balls…